Funny You Should Ask

 

If once more you try to list my choice,

Masquerade my voice,

Curtail my noise;

If once more the same glory is sold,

Layers are forced to unfold,

On a scaffold of flimsy hold;

If once more the people are frail,

Against the Holy Grail,

Crawling over a pebble-free trail;

If once more my pupils are sore,

Pressed under the dome of bore,

Picturing your days of yore;

If once more blisters go in vain,

Thoughts are made to drain,

Ugh! I dunno what I’m sayin’!

 

I really don’t know what I’d do

Maybe lend my dog my shoe

Send him to visit the zoo

Try to teach him how to moo.

 

“Puppy-pup, puppy-pup

What did you there?”

“I frightened the kitty-cat,

And bid it welfare.”

 

 

 

 

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